Testimonials

What they said.

Transcribed as faithfully as each client would allow, and we tried very hard.

  • [Said nothing. Watched the entire crew for six hours. The set has never been safer. Will have notes.]
    Captain Kona Sable.

    Captain Kona Sable

    Guardian lead, The Long Watch

  • Adorable shoot. Throw the mouse. Throw it again. Five stars, throw it again.
    Ms. Ginger Townsworthe.

    Ms. Ginger Townsworthe

    Comedy lead, Throw It Again

  • It was beautiful. I was beautiful. My handler agrees, and my handler is the only one I asked.
    Lady Lily Beaumont.

    Lady Lily Beaumont

    Leading lady, The Litterbox Chronicles

  • [No signature. Every door on the lot was open. The feature was excellent.]
    Enid.

    Enid

    Action lead, Claws Out

  • They shot my good side. It's all sides. That's the magic of it.
    Trevor.

    Trevor

    Romantic lead, Short Arms, Big Heart

  • You can barely see me in it. Perfect. Five stars, if you can find them.
    Marv.

    Marv

    Director, Blurry: A Life Out of Focus

  • ★★★★★ (received as a headache at 3:14 a.m., Post confirms).
    The Off-System Client.

    The Off-System Client

    Executive producer, Notes From Off-System

  • We drifted. They kept the light on us. That's all we ask. (See attached grievance.)
    The Wisps.

    The Wisps

    Performing troupe, Drift